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Trust me, you don't want to know if I've been killing people or not. Seriously. Anyway, it was Hearts and Hooves day yesterday, and I was lonely. 5th year running! :D

Ahhhhhhh! Why?!?! A kid's TV show, watched by thousands, possibly millions, of 40 year olds! I...I... I THINK RARITY IS BEST PONY! Sorry. Blurted that one out. But, she is. People who hate her, burn in hell. People who hate ponies, burn in the hell that is under hell. My Little Pony is one of the best shows around at the moment, because it's not full of fat people wearing vests and randomly swearing. It's full of happy little ponies, with innocence and virtue. Plus, they fight dragons. The background of this journal is inappropriate to what I'm talking about. I think... possibly... There is a little yellow one with a pink mane. She stands t

"Yaaahhhhhhh! Burn, you damned innies! I'm sure your daddy will meet you soon! NOW DIE! Graaaggggghhhhh!" Hollered the flamethrower marine, watching his 14098th Insurrectionist burn to the ground in a useless lump, spouting blood from it's ears. "What th-*Hkkkkkkkkkkkk*" Static. Another hit from the mysterious new hostiles that were bringing down platoon after platoon. "Colonel, I'm reading multiple pings below the orbital defense grids." "Oh, this can't be happening..." "There's no mistake, it's THEM." "Winter Contingency has been declared, all units mobilize." "This is Hellbringer #5066990, ready to kick some alien a-" -LOUD EXPLOSIO